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I used to shit

1 upvotes • Slashfan707
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My fishing pals and I were out on the water when our lookout announced that there was a monster catch up ahead, and we inquired as to what he had seen.

1 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I want ur mom, and she wants me too.

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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A group of 5 aliens said "we're taking over"

1 upvotes • lukmcl
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I realized I've got to shit when in bed NSFW

1 upvotes • player8012
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I'm Ian. NSFW

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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Romeo Romeo, what's in thy pants? tis but a worm half the size of my aunt's. NSFW

1 upvotes • JKJWL
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"I want to sleep with a woman" I said to the genie

1 upvotes • No_Competition7327
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I slap the females every single day till they go dead, especially the ones with kids.

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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I went to the worst shithole on Reddit, like the shittiest shithole ever.

1 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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