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I was horrified when I saw him slam the chair into the other guys face, blood started gushing down his forehead

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My sister was pregnant yesterday.

2 upvotes • LordIggy88
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Do you know what the fatest lmmamal is?

2 upvotes • Interestingbruh
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i went over to my black freinds house for christmas and u can guess how suprised i was when drinks where served

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while i was being delivered it was difficult because my IMMENSE GIRTH kept being stuck in mom. NSFW

2 upvotes • ilyaEris
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Uhhhhhhh I have no idea what I did, but here's this

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As me and my wife splashed each other with red liquid, we groaned NSFW

2 upvotes • Kickass_634
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Poop

1 upvotes • Interestingbruh
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My mom always ranted against currency.

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“Tickle my pickle,” my boyfriend said to me as he unbuckled his pants, making me laugh. NSFW

1 upvotes • throwaway28633
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