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"Oh no," the alien said during the interview "it's not that we felt your people weren't ready."

3 upvotes • NoNoNotLikeThatAgain
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“Screw you, old man.” He muttered.

3 upvotes • [deleted]
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I love the way my boyfriend lights up when I finally get home...

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I found my wife in bed with another man.

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[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because it's diverse.

3 upvotes • insrt4
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"I'm sorry Jeff but we're going to have to let you go, the moustache just isn't working..."

3 upvotes • [deleted]
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As his long greasy hair swung across the desk and landed on my book, I thought I’d take advantage and revenge.

3 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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Bored, I decided to go to a poetry reading one evening.

3 upvotes • Cecil_B_DeCatte
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The mother finally pacified the baby to sleep and put it gently on the crib.

3 upvotes • wondererSkull
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The freestyle skier was pulling out ahead.

3 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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