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I had no choice but to gnaw my arm off to free myself.

4 upvotes • amnSor
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When John opened his first bar in Bible Belt, USA, he thought he was going to be run out of town.

4 upvotes • cindybubbles
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After hours of experimenting, I’ve come to a terrible conclusion...

4 upvotes • IfrikingSwearImHuman
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An accounting professor was just getting to his lesson on bank loans to his freshman class when he heard a loud snore from the back of the room.

4 upvotes • scoot_da_fut
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When I was young, all I wanted to do was parkour on the roof of my house.

4 upvotes • cindybubbles
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True story, she tells me I should slow down on my drinking.

4 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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Finally got into painting school

4 upvotes • ChrisKlaffordFan
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My mom knows me so well - she made me my favorite New York New Year’s Eve dinner.

4 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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My friend once told me the truth about sharts.

4 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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As the chalk went across the board people started to realise.

4 upvotes • ItsTauntingme
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