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I just learned

3 upvotes • DrHydrate
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im dead on the inside

3 upvotes • [deleted]
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I tried to hold this fart in while in this public place but I couldn't hold it.

3 upvotes • rprince18
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I was horrified to see human knees, elbows and shoulders simmering in giant vats!

3 upvotes • [deleted]
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The judge said in order to get off my charges and be free, all I had to do was NOT harass people whos music taste comes from tik tok.

3 upvotes • ya_boi_x
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“Maybe telling my wife that we can just make another kid right after the miscarriage wasn’t a good idea after all,” the man told the doctor.

3 upvotes • cindybubbles
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Ser Markus stared up, far up, at the massive, erect rod that towered over him with imposing length.

3 upvotes • JakobYou
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What bank is an art major's favorite?

3 upvotes • JeromeTheFerret
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I once shot at an elephant in my pajamas!

3 upvotes • IronMongerVi
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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because Big Jim attends each and every one of them!

3 upvotes • cindybubbles
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