/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

You know how everyone says that their loved ones make their food with love?

3 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Hey Congress, the circus called.

3 upvotes • circumcision_vaccine

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While jogging along the scenic California coast, I stepped on my loose shoelace and fell hard to the ground.

3 upvotes • meteraider

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"Damn," I thought, "I'm out of gazpacho."

3 upvotes • tirrene

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Belgium

3 upvotes • [deleted]

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after what waiting for what felt like forever I finally got to fart

3 upvotes • stevenuniversefridge

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“I am ta the store” say my mom.

3 upvotes • Interestingbruh

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idk

3 upvotes • jinx_cat111

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the party was sad we ran out of horse semen to drink

3 upvotes • MantleRealDeal

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A rare Redditmon popped into the scene.

3 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know how everyone says that their loved ones make their food with love?	3	cindybubbles
Hey Congress, the circus called.	3	circumcision_vaccine
While jogging along the scenic California coast, I stepped on my loose shoelace and fell hard to the ground.	3	meteraider
"Damn," I thought, "I'm out of gazpacho."	3	tirrene
Belgium	3	[deleted]
after what waiting for what felt like forever I finally got to fart	3	stevenuniversefridge
“I am ta the store” say my mom.	3	Interestingbruh
idk	3	jinx_cat111
the party was sad we ran out of horse semen to drink	3	MantleRealDeal
A rare Redditmon popped into the scene.	3	[deleted]