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It was 2am and i ran out of water.

4 upvotes • Brozo32
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My friend asked how I felt about the idea of how none of my words would be remembered as history progressed.

4 upvotes • [deleted]
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I exclaimed to the girl strolling on the sidewalk with a dog by her side, “did you fall from heaven? cuz it looks like you just came straight from Hell”

4 upvotes • Sweet_Neighborhood10
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The substitute teacher shouted “Take your earbuds out!”

4 upvotes • ThePinkTeenager
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Roses are red, roses smell pretty.

4 upvotes • sf3p0x1
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We're really having a hard time selling this big pack of lies to the American people.

4 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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A man walks into a bar

4 upvotes • hehejhshskwkwksh
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You really don't want to play a game of catch with a pop star.

4 upvotes • insrt4
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I've been married for 15 years

4 upvotes • mr_mike-2004
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My sister sent me a text with link to a funny image

4 upvotes • LucaDoesStuff
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