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I knew it was her that silently farted on our initial blind date. It’s soured me on bulldogs but there’s this sweet, new collie down the street…

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I have been practicing my sarcastic voice

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I have been doing lots of arts and crafts

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During an interview I was asked why I was terminated from so many jobs in a short span of time.

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The boss told me to show up to work this week

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I love hanging out with my friends

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I was teaching the children in my class room

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John Lennon walked into a bar

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"How many fingers am I holding up?", my older brother would tease me after he cooked me in the head

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The vampire was waiting all day in the beautiful maiden's attic until she fell asleep

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