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I found out what a hickey is. It’s a real pain in the neck. NSFW

1 upvotes • M3mE9897ggwp
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The unfortunate woman's last words before she fell into a coma were that "they hit me to snatch my bag", and the police investigation has been ongoing for three months to find the gang, to no avail.

1 upvotes • FM596
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(Horror) I farted while on a flight from Germany to New York.

1 upvotes • Limp-Answer-3858
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(Horror) I was on a flight from Germany to New Jersey.

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I don't have a behaviour problem

1 upvotes • WildJackall
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(Horror) Samantha yelled for her husband from upstairs, “Help Jon, please help I’m stuck!”

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(Horror) I farted while on a flight from Germany to New Jersey.

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They say you should lock up your dogs on fireworks night

1 upvotes • Routine-Security-914
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"Hey dude wanna know a mistake in ur entire life?" Said my friend

1 upvotes • Foreign-Dimension216
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Year 2923: there is water everywhere, the roads have become rivers and I'm swimming in my living room, but why the water is warm?

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