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There's a lot of circumcised neo-nazis out here these days.

1 upvotes • czarcbas
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My gf said she loves seeing a cute toddler holding a newborn, it's so cute she said

1 upvotes • calciferdragon
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As I walked in the 5 Guys Burger and Fries starving, I smell the burgers cooking. No better feeling in the world than having 5 guys inside of me."

1 upvotes • ExoticMarket18
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The year is 2002, and the Twin Towers in the Muppet universe have fallen.

1 upvotes • anothernaturalone
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Speaking of myself

1 upvotes • FM596
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A time traveler from the future forgot his cellphone, and I found it.

1 upvotes • FM596
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I missed my 5th world problems

1 upvotes • Calm_History3152
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As a Brit, I tell my friends all the time that I won a few pounds.

1 upvotes • cindybubbles
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My heart dropped when I saw my favourite childhood YouTuber post an apology video

1 upvotes • Iheartmessengerkids
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After retiring from the ring, but before opening Adrian's, Rocky tried his hand at selling refreshing beverages.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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