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I made my own suntan lotion using natural ingredients that I found around my garden for my family because they refused to use anything that wasn’t organic.

1 upvotes • Harmony3319

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A box of naked photos of me was left at my front door

1 upvotes • raggedy_

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My grandma passed today

1 upvotes • FoxFaxion

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I became frightened as I heard another pair of footsteps behind me, as I walked through the alley at night

1 upvotes • NekoNyaaaaa412

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I was petting my cat and then looked down and screamed.

1 upvotes • I_RequireSustenance

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I coughed up coffee grinds and freaked out.

1 upvotes • cindybubbles

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The chef looked around in distress as the steak was horribly burnt.

1 upvotes • Old_Crazy_441

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The man exited the operating room, his whole arm, rather than a finger, having been amputated due to a clerical error.

1 upvotes • DismalDude77

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People who pour the milk in the bowl before the cereal are often criticized for it.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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They told me that I would never be an astronaut.

1 upvotes • IWillWinAndProsper

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I made my own suntan lotion using natural ingredients that I found around my garden for my family because they refused to use anything that wasn’t organic.	1	Harmony3319
A box of naked photos of me was left at my front door	1	raggedy_
My grandma passed today	1	FoxFaxion
I became frightened as I heard another pair of footsteps behind me, as I walked through the alley at night	1	NekoNyaaaaa412
I was petting my cat and then looked down and screamed.	1	I_RequireSustenance
I coughed up coffee grinds and freaked out.	1	cindybubbles
The chef looked around in distress as the steak was horribly burnt.	1	Old_Crazy_441
The man exited the operating room, his whole arm, rather than a finger, having been amputated due to a clerical error.	1	DismalDude77
People who pour the milk in the bowl before the cereal are often criticized for it.	1	Outside_Normal
They told me that I would never be an astronaut.	1	IWillWinAndProsper