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I went to a pub and ordered a glass of coke

1 upvotes • AshDaSanatisedOcto
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I told my friend that ever since I went to Taco Bell, I've had bad diarrhea...

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"This bestselling detective novel is the best," my friend said, not realizing it was the #1 book right now.

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"This bestselling detective novel is by far the best ever written by this author"

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He kept pestering us to play 51-Card Pickup.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I can't believe the popular kids invited a dweeb like me to join them for a friendly game after school!

1 upvotes • TheSecretFace
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I sat on the floor

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My dentist told me to floss twice a day to prevent a viral infection.

1 upvotes • czarcbas
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Man this soap tastes awful.

1 upvotes • X_the_Writer0
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My face is only long because my rider failed to perform bone reconstruction surgery on my skull, ya prick.

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