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“I Sense a disturbance in the Force… as off millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silence… I fear something terrible has happened..”

1 upvotes • Dr-Chibi
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"Mom, I'm telling the truth", I said

1 upvotes • mandarinaaaaaaaaaa
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And the war was over. The screaming, the dying, the gunshots, all over, so suddenly and with no explanation, it all faded to black.

1 upvotes • calicoindigowendigo
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I went on a hike in a very popular camping site...

1 upvotes • UsaHamburgerwithaGun
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If only I'd before I jumped

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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If only I'd looked before I jumped

1 upvotes • Last-Library7157
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According to a new study, HIV can be contracted when you sit down in public toilets

1 upvotes • Egorrosh
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I heard Japan's buildings sway like trees during Earthquakes.

1 upvotes • bolognesespag
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I like my women like I like my coffee. NSFW

1 upvotes • Votey123
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My doc told me it was normal to cum during a prostate exam. NSFW

1 upvotes • spywaregames93
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