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I adopted 4 kittens, after an eye exam

1 upvotes • Holy-Cat3846

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A man pointed a gun to my head

1 upvotes • novelist1c

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One thing about me I’m the baddest alive..

1 upvotes • letstalkasap

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If peaches grow in Georgia, what grows in Detroit?

1 upvotes • DraftGreedy

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I told the Karen at the illegal food market that, "You are what you eat."

1 upvotes • MikeBrownNC

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A man in a green hoodie appeared in front of me. He grounded grounded grounded me for 3934034 years. I was confused at first, Then I realized...

1 upvotes • AvantStory

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Why did Harry take the dog's advice?

1 upvotes • CuriouslyIrrelevant3

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My brother told me to drink his special "homemade" milk yesterday. NSFW

1 upvotes • DraftGreedy

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What's the difference between Silentó and a tunnel? NSFW

1 upvotes • DraftGreedy

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand? NSFW

1 upvotes • spywaregames93

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I adopted 4 kittens, after an eye exam	1	Holy-Cat3846
A man pointed a gun to my head	1	novelist1c
One thing about me I’m the baddest alive..	1	letstalkasap
If peaches grow in Georgia, what grows in Detroit?	1	DraftGreedy
I told the Karen at the illegal food market that, "You are what you eat."	1	MikeBrownNC
A man in a green hoodie appeared in front of me. He grounded grounded grounded me for 3934034 years. I was confused at first, Then I realized...	1	AvantStory
Why did Harry take the dog's advice?	1	CuriouslyIrrelevant3
My brother told me to drink his special "homemade" milk yesterday. NSFW	1	DraftGreedy
What's the difference between Silentó and a tunnel? NSFW	1	DraftGreedy
Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand? NSFW	1	spywaregames93