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Bruh how do i chamge ma name, reddit gave me some random generated bullshit and i m angry at this mf

1 upvotes • Objective_Stuff4359
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I was surprised when I overheard my mother describe me as a prolific writer to her friends.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I went for a vaccination when the power went out.

1 upvotes • NeinB4ll
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I went to a corn labyrinth but got lost.

1 upvotes • NeinB4ll
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I was looking for my glasses when I fell into a well.

1 upvotes • NeinB4ll
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A woman goes to the doctor, and says "everyone looks like Tom Jones."

1 upvotes • CrashCrysis07
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Saw a bunch of cops in a shootout with squirrels over stolen goods.

1 upvotes • NeinB4ll
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I'm a pirate with a steering wheel for a belt buckle.

1 upvotes • NeinB4ll
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Why did people board the Titanic? Haven't they seen the movie?

1 upvotes • Enridrug
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I was explaining to my friends that my girl never graduated. Probably should have mentioned she is in kindergarten NSFW

1 upvotes • DifficultDamage2754
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