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Its always miss independent till I break her neck than she needs police officers NSFW

1 upvotes • DifficultDamage2754
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In 10 years half the population will identify as something unique. Ur mom wil identify as a missile bc she will blow my world NSFW

1 upvotes • DifficultDamage2754
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I've often been told I was the spitting image of my great-grandfather.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Whenever someone flashes their high-beams at me, I flash them to let them know what they did.

1 upvotes • Neckdeepinsnow
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My Reddit doom scrolling went deep into the night.

1 upvotes • Automatic-Hearing625
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Only took me 30 years, but I finally met the coolest motherfucker ever.

1 upvotes • Automatic-Hearing625
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I have always wanted to see a comedy show

1 upvotes • justsomeweirdoLMFAO
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We thought that our son ain’t right, so we sent him to conversion therapy.

1 upvotes • cindybubbles
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i have a fight with an evolution denier last night.

1 upvotes • xxTPMBTI
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I ate horse, fish, elephant and hog meat on the ship for breakfast that day.

1 upvotes • ibitthedusttt
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