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I went to the doctor because I wasn’t feeling too well, and when asked about my diet, I said I ate red, yellow and black snooker balls.
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Apparently, scientists are now genetically modifying shrivelled-up grapes to help in everyday tasks.
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I was worried about my grandmother because she was just sitting in her favorite rocker constantly pressing "re-dial" on the phone with a goofy grin on her face.
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