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My father was not well educated.

1 upvotes • VillainousToaster75

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My friend says onions are the only food that can make him cry.

1 upvotes • CrashCrysis07

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I went to the doctor because I wasn’t feeling too well, and when asked about my diet, I said I ate red, yellow and black snooker balls.

1 upvotes • darkchangeling1313

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Apparently, scientists are now genetically modifying shrivelled-up grapes to help in everyday tasks.

1 upvotes • darkchangeling1313

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"We're breaking up," I could just about hear my girlfriend say.

1 upvotes • BezierBallad

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I was worried about my grandmother because she was just sitting in her favorite rocker constantly pressing "re-dial" on the phone with a goofy grin on her face.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I find it ironic a lot of the most soulful preformers have red hair.

1 upvotes • AnotherRandomWriter

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Finally, the ring I accidentally ate after my fiancee hid it in a cake was coming out the other side.

1 upvotes • Alanmx97

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Even water tastes sour without her.

1 upvotes • devyansh1234

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My wife is a hairy woman

1 upvotes • Alwriting

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My father was not well educated.	1	VillainousToaster75
My friend says onions are the only food that can make him cry.	1	CrashCrysis07
I went to the doctor because I wasn’t feeling too well, and when asked about my diet, I said I ate red, yellow and black snooker balls.	1	darkchangeling1313
Apparently, scientists are now genetically modifying shrivelled-up grapes to help in everyday tasks.	1	darkchangeling1313
"We're breaking up," I could just about hear my girlfriend say.	1	BezierBallad
I was worried about my grandmother because she was just sitting in her favorite rocker constantly pressing "re-dial" on the phone with a goofy grin on her face.	1	Outside_Normal
I find it ironic a lot of the most soulful preformers have red hair.	1	AnotherRandomWriter
Finally, the ring I accidentally ate after my fiancee hid it in a cake was coming out the other side.	1	Alanmx97
Even water tastes sour without her.	1	devyansh1234
My wife is a hairy woman	1	Alwriting