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A blonde walk into a bar

1 upvotes • IWillWinAndProsper
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What app did trump use to find Kim jong-un?

1 upvotes • Calm_History3152
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you can’t walk a mile in my shoes.

1 upvotes • NoFapBrownGuy
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Had a juice cleanse

1 upvotes • NoFapBrownGuy
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I asked my friend which hand they wiped their ass with after using the bathroom, to which they answered "my right hand" and I found this disgusting. NSFW

1 upvotes • CraKaJAQ
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I asked my friend which hand they used to wipe their ass after they've used the toilet, to which they answered "my right hand" and I responded "dude, that's gross... NSFW

1 upvotes • CraKaJAQ
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It's hard making a living as a funeral director.

1 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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I poured the milk first before the cereal.

1 upvotes • IWillWinAndProsper
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There are 10 types of people in this world.

1 upvotes • abitosmitty
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I always knew I had a calling for the arts.

1 upvotes • Sharticus69
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