/u/FM596's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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03:00AM If it works, I'll be rich and famous by time-traveling 1 hour back in time.

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I was staring at this beautiful girl while walking downhill, and so did she as she was coming up, and that made me feel very happy, and proud.

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The unfortunate woman's last words before she fell into a coma were that "they hit me to snatch my bag", and the police investigation has been ongoing for three months to find the gang, to no avail.

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Year 2923: there is water everywhere, the roads have become rivers and I'm swimming in my living room, but why the water is warm?

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Speaking of myself

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A time traveler from the future forgot his cellphone, and I found it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
03:00AM If it works, I'll be rich and famous by time-traveling 1 hour back in time.	7
I was staring at this beautiful girl while walking downhill, and so did she as she was coming up, and that made me feel very happy, and proud.	1
The unfortunate woman's last words before she fell into a coma were that "they hit me to snatch my bag", and the police investigation has been ongoing for three months to find the gang, to no avail.	1
Year 2923: there is water everywhere, the roads have become rivers and I'm swimming in my living room, but why the water is warm?	1
Speaking of myself	1
A time traveler from the future forgot his cellphone, and I found it.	1