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The last man on earth sat in a room

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The young man almost destroyed the vampire out in the streets and it’s legs barely worked.

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Detective Fox licked the white powder off of his finger, just like his heroes did on TV cop dramas.

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"The president had every right to be suspicious of an untested politician with ties to... Oligarchs!"

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So a Mexican, a Jew, and a coloured guy walk into a bar...

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The Undertaker in utter shock realised who he was staring at this whole time.

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Trust me, I know exactly how it feels to be wrong.

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I remember when I was kid, I told my father I had an imaginary friend.

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Hey mom, can we eat?

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My feet are really itchy and my dog really likes salty snacks.

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