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I wonder what time it is!

1 upvotes • LenOrKrypto
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Me and non of my friends work at a bakery.

1 upvotes • the_capn-
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I asked the doctor where I should put my pants as I took them off in oerost for the prostate exam. NSFW

1 upvotes • Sharticus69
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I asked my doctor where I should put pants as I was taking them off for my prostate exam. NSFW

1 upvotes • Sharticus69
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I asked my dad if he'd walk me down the isle on my wedding day.

1 upvotes • BlastUpYourAss
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I've spent more than 10,000 hours loafing about but have not yet mastered becoming bread.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I giggled as I sent my d**k pic to Mo’s cellphone, he was a gorgeous guy I’d got talking to from Reddit. NSFW

1 upvotes • jordan-jay
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So, you ever make a text about the prosperity of what is yet to come in today's generation of millennial s on your passive Reddit server, and you see that the first comment is?

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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I'm balding, my teeth are coming out, I have a bad heart, bad gut, both shoulders impinged, and I need total knee replacements.

1 upvotes • TheSecretFace
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I can't touch grass

1 upvotes • Bucc-ee
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