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Phil thought he could fly a plane.

1 upvotes • MistaLOD
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Roller rinks near me

1 upvotes • Hot-Curve-9956
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My personal hero is a great man. He killed Hitler.

1 upvotes • DigitalBoi2007
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Yeah.

1 upvotes • ninjaxan2
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As I got on top of my wife she moaned and spoke breathlessly.

1 upvotes • LuckyLawrence604
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I recently went to a meeting of the Autopsy Club.

1 upvotes • abitosmitty
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I hugged my brother one final time as the gas surrounded us.

1 upvotes • levoniust
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I've been betrayed before, but believed with all my heart that this time would not be the same.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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When I married the pretty vampire girl she told me I would be fine as long as we avoid kissing and any contact with her sharp teeth

1 upvotes • Bluemoonroleplay
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Today, I'm going to read a list of honest politicians.

1 upvotes • Idiotaddictedto2Hou
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