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Upon finding the block of cheese, I stared questioningly at my daughter.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Someone got into the bathroom before I did.

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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I was given a button and I was told if I was to press it I get 20000 dollars but one random person I don't know dies

1 upvotes • nekoandCJ
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I was to lazy and should move around more

1 upvotes • nekoandCJ
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Me and my cat kept meowing st each other from different rooms

1 upvotes • nekoandCJ
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I asked my wife why did the hit chocolate tasted and smelled of almonds

1 upvotes • nekoandCJ
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There are two types of guys.

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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I showed him the obscure painting of a supermodel having intercourse with ironman. NSFW

1 upvotes • generalIro
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“Ah, agent 69’s report details how her target willing told her the technical specs from their newest fighter jet.”

1 upvotes • ExecTankard
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My mom said that she gave birth to me I should send her money

1 upvotes • nekoandCJ
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