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You shouldn’t be on Reddit while working at the office anyway… NSFW

1 upvotes • TimeLuckBug

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Life is like a box of chocolates.

1 upvotes • [deleted]

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Getting under 20 votes on a post is like when friends are just being nice.

1 upvotes • TimeLuckBug

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My Chinese horticulturalist friend reassured me that the garden was salvageable using his controversial methods.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I decided to come out to my mother: "Mom, i like the same kind of people that you like"

1 upvotes • no_name_idea_

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My family hates toddlers, so on my son’s 2nd birthday, I kept calling him ‘my toddler’ for emphasis, and to annoy them.

1 upvotes • Mr_Shimmo

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I decided to eat a burger.

1 upvotes • amoguspiss

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I thought I’d sneak a polite fart out.

1 upvotes • xxClownDogxx

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I’m so terrible at everything that I can’t even play Spore right.

1 upvotes • astro-pi

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I was a bit nervous when my roommate told me she had an opportunity for me that would involve recruiting others.

1 upvotes • GenericSpider

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You shouldn’t be on Reddit while working at the office anyway… NSFW	1	TimeLuckBug
Life is like a box of chocolates.	1	[deleted]
Getting under 20 votes on a post is like when friends are just being nice.	1	TimeLuckBug
My Chinese horticulturalist friend reassured me that the garden was salvageable using his controversial methods.	1	Outside_Normal
I decided to come out to my mother: "Mom, i like the same kind of people that you like"	1	no_name_idea_
My family hates toddlers, so on my son’s 2nd birthday, I kept calling him ‘my toddler’ for emphasis, and to annoy them.	1	Mr_Shimmo
I decided to eat a burger.	1	amoguspiss
I thought I’d sneak a polite fart out.	1	xxClownDogxx
I’m so terrible at everything that I can’t even play Spore right.	1	astro-pi
I was a bit nervous when my roommate told me she had an opportunity for me that would involve recruiting others.	1	GenericSpider