/u/TimeLuckBug's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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They snatched the half-written story out of my hands and yelled, “NOO! TIRED! TROPES!”

85 upvotes

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I wish my literature class required just two sentences per assignment.

60 upvotes

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I'm a very good listener, despite what my family claims.

55 upvotes

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It was here I found the most awkward silence.

25 upvotes

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Did YOU just fart?

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The world will always need doctors and doctors will always have jobs!

21 upvotes

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I used a time machine to steal my finished project from my future self.

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I said to my Dad; “Dad, I’m Gayy”

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Santa gave me another coal this year which I appreciated.

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“Trick or Treat!!” they exclaimed as I opened the door, candy bowl ready.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They snatched the half-written story out of my hands and yelled, “NOO! TIRED! TROPES!”	85
I wish my literature class required just two sentences per assignment.	60
I'm a very good listener, despite what my family claims.	55
It was here I found the most awkward silence.	25
Did YOU just fart?	25
The world will always need doctors and doctors will always have jobs!	21
I used a time machine to steal my finished project from my future self.	18
I said to my Dad; “Dad, I’m Gayy”	15
Santa gave me another coal this year which I appreciated.	12
“Trick or Treat!!” they exclaimed as I opened the door, candy bowl ready.	10