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Last time I cracked a joke someone told me, "It shouldn't be forced, it should come with the flow." NSFW

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help your sister!

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Knock knock, who's there?

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I love bringing my dog with me to the beach while I fish in this beautiful sunny summer day.

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That piece-of-shit asshole has been donating kidneys anonymously over the past few weeks, and I know I for a fact was a recipient.

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i was at the cash register paying for my items.

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changing dentist

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I got 99 problems and I can’t fix one

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I often worried that one day I'd show up at school in my underwear like in the cartoons, but this is so much worse!

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I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit).

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