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I break in a cold sweat as I play Minecraft today.

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A Mexican, a Jew, a black man, a midget and and a priest walk into a bar.

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Have you heard about this new sex trend where people stuff a little dog up their butt while they masturbate?

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I was searching online for a comic I had seen about Satan in a coffee shop.

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Did you hear about the fortune Henry Ford made selling cars?

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My wife left me because I’m insecure

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“Happiness is a choice!” I beamed as I delivered my motivational speech.

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I just lost the game

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I couldn’t imagine what I had gotten in the mail that day...

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Do you want to know what I want to try in the bedroom?

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