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I don’t understand why abortion is such a big issue in this country.

1 upvotes • ContemptofReddit
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Don't you hate it when a teacher helps out a student and her butt is in your face?

1 upvotes • Lord_Tron13
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[NSFW] You like getting fucked, you cow? NSFW

1 upvotes • EvilNoobHacker
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I’m a regular American, and I supported BLM with all my friends.

1 upvotes • ContemptofReddit
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“You’re so brave to skip taking your blood pressure medication.”

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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I bought a Bible from a dude in 1999 I met on Usenet and he asked if i wanted them autographed by the author(???????)

1 upvotes • StatisticianLoud5911
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I don't like going out

1 upvotes • Professional_Line385
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My family cannot stand my new girlfriend

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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“If you love someone, let them go, and if they return to you, they were always yours.”

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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I've been looking for my grandfather's ashes for the past few hours.

1 upvotes • hackernnan
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