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I, for one, never pay attention to “fake Internet points”.

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“You failed!” screamed the monster as it tore into intestines.

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I couldn't help but smile as my friend screamed in pain

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I’ll never get thin :(

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White people need to show humility and take a knee for BLM.

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You're getting fat says Kevin!

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Since you joined last month you've found four victims, we're getting closer to catching this killer I can feel it.

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I was thinking about buying a blindfold, but decided not to.

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My girlfriend just sent her daily "Snapchat streaks".

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My phone started ringing an hour after the murder...

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