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My girlfriend told me I was disgusting for licking the bowl clean after I finished.

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After all the visual evidence I knew the theory of panspermia was correct NSFW

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Test

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you know what high school girls have in common with boys

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The chances of lightning striking you ten times must have been one in a trillion.

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I spent my entire life searching until I finally located the scroll of truth

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My heart skipped as I thought I saw my reflection looking at me and smiling, out of the corner of my eye

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I hesitantly hit the post button

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You just started playing Minecraft and built a house with a chimney made out of hellstone

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So I tucked my first Purdy at a glory hole today...

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