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Just imagine the self-assured man with his two machetes who said, “I’ll chop off your dick”.

0 upvotes • CliffBradford
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Jordan Peele is breaking new ground with his next movie: White Zulu.

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I was shocked when the psychic told me that my father would pass away the very next day.

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gob gave womem mouth for only one thing

0 upvotes • pyramidCow200k
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now i know why they allow nuns to wear clothes

0 upvotes • ilyaEris
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childhood you threaten to beat up your own siblings

0 upvotes • adolphinPewtin
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A neighbor up the road and I were crossing paths, he to get his mail and me to walk by, but cars blocked our paths.

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My balls…

0 upvotes • Shitpisser88
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a Chinese farmer sees his white wife breastfeeding their calf and gets enraged

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