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she lost weight quickly, as her intense-workout accidentally aborted the triplets she didn't know she was pregnant with.

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moon is sexist, letting only men on it NSFW

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sexism sounds like a rad religion

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my life

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even after her hysterectomy, me mom is still a c*nt NSFW

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My uncle was mentally challenged. He would say some retarded shit.

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That burp was so deep it almost came out the back

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I don't know why anyone would consider dating a pedophile. NSFW

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I half to piss

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