/u/CliffBradford's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"We can go up the corridor or down the corridor." the alien said, like it’s the most obvious answer ever

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I have prayed for revenge more than I prayed for my own body.

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“Don’t write until you finish this paper, or I will hunt you down and have my cronies kill you!” said my boss.

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I really think this sign should be placed on the floor under the table.

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[Nsfw] No matter what we do with the reindeer, we always have to feed them. So while we were playing baseball, we would steal candy from the reindeer’s bowl... until Santa found out NSFW

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I was trying to reach for a shirt that I thought was in the next room.

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Just imagine the self-assured man with his two machetes who said, “I’ll chop off your dick”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"We can go up the corridor or down the corridor." the alien said, like it’s the most obvious answer ever	1
I have prayed for revenge more than I prayed for my own body.	1
“Don’t write until you finish this paper, or I will hunt you down and have my cronies kill you!” said my boss.	1
I really think this sign should be placed on the floor under the table.	1
[Nsfw] No matter what we do with the reindeer, we always have to feed them. So while we were playing baseball, we would steal candy from the reindeer’s bowl... until Santa found out NSFW	1
I was trying to reach for a shirt that I thought was in the next room.	1
Just imagine the self-assured man with his two machetes who said, “I’ll chop off your dick”.	0