/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

“I think there are rats in my walls” I explained to my mother.

0 upvotes • Prestigious-Strike91

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I turned on my tap to wash my hands

0 upvotes • Princess-Skittles

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i never should have gotten pet ants

0 upvotes • SnooHobbies3387

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I realised what day it was tomorrow…

0 upvotes • Fast-Freedom9741

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As I took a deep breath, the only words I was able to utter through the coughs were “This muthaf***er ain’t shi-“. Then suddenly, I turned into Homer Simpson, my dog became a cat, and a ghost was flipping me off.

0 upvotes • jayflo444

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I don't have any energy since last night I took anthelmintic.

0 upvotes • jinongun

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i thought his c00mShot was getting bigger and bigger NSFW

0 upvotes • adolphinPewtin

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Penises are vaginas too cuz we're all the same!

0 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Poop

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I tried to play clash royale

0 upvotes • MaesLotws

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I think there are rats in my walls” I explained to my mother.	0	Prestigious-Strike91
I turned on my tap to wash my hands	0	Princess-Skittles
i never should have gotten pet ants	0	SnooHobbies3387
I realised what day it was tomorrow…	0	Fast-Freedom9741
As I took a deep breath, the only words I was able to utter through the coughs were “This muthaf***er ain’t shi-“. Then suddenly, I turned into Homer Simpson, my dog became a cat, and a ghost was flipping me off.	0	jayflo444
I don't have any energy since last night I took anthelmintic.	0	jinongun
i thought his c00mShot was getting bigger and bigger NSFW	0	adolphinPewtin
Penises are vaginas too cuz we're all the same!	0	HunterSDeadguy
Poop	0	[deleted]
I tried to play clash royale	0	MaesLotws