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-New York sucks! I shouted, when I finally visited it.

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Why do pumpkins and jackolanterns rot and decompose?

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I was eating a burger at the local BurgerBell with a friend when all of a sudden a scream came from one of the tables.

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I sacrifice my blood, sweat and tears to pay for my children's expensive school fees. I couldn't help but cry when my youngest son told me that 2 plus 2 is 5.

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Almond.

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someone said why do pirates say arghh

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The horror story. The man outside the car held a gun I hid as the MORBIN feelings trembeled I unleashed saying “it’s morbin time”.

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The clever Doctor knew it wasn't a pregnant belly

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That feeling when you get a detention

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showed my mom a picture of a giant parasite that takes over living beings

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