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You walk in on your roommate jacking off

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I’m an average American, and Black Lives Matter is great and all.

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If you had the choice of spending the rest of your life with a beautiful woman, or having your ass raped by a massive gorilla which would you choose?

0 upvotes • ilyaEris
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always remember the great words of the famous French midget napoleon dynamite after he won a war

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The George Floyd prosecutors are letting the cops off easy and are examples of systematic racism.

0 upvotes • ContemptofReddit
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My friend and I were too hungry to notice the drive-thru had no sign and looked like absolute sh*t.

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I answered the telemarketer with an obnoxious, “I’M TAKING A SHIT RIGHT NOW!”.

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I always feel good watching people kneel for George Floyd.

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Big Ben

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