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I got a tattoo of a little smiley face on my right shoulder yesterday.

947 upvotes • RadiantKey3252

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“You’re safe”, he said, his wooden hands fidgeting. “They won’t find you here.”

946 upvotes • InteligenseSucks

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If you're given an option on what you want to have after death, please don't choose resurrection.

946 upvotes • apples_r_4_weak

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I told myself that stealing meat from work was fine because of inflation and the fact I'd not gotten a raise in two years.

946 upvotes • Monechetti

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My friend asked me to make a casket for her husband.

946 upvotes • 4x4Welder

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My hands trembled as I unfolded the letter, revealing a ransom note demanding $100,000 to get my husband back alive.

945 upvotes • Zodiac72826

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I recently saw a post saying "The uncanny valley suggests there was a reason in our evolutionary past to fear something that looked almost, but not quite, human."

945 upvotes • NetDork

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The gods have created an internet portal where anyone can be condemned to hell by popular vote

945 upvotes • Born_Literature_7670

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The tree groaned and creaked under the strain of the seventeen lumberjacks hung by their necks on its branches.

945 upvotes • Monechetti

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got a tattoo of a little smiley face on my right shoulder yesterday.	947	RadiantKey3252
“You’re safe”, he said, his wooden hands fidgeting. “They won’t find you here.”	946	InteligenseSucks
[deleted by user]	946	[deleted]
If you're given an option on what you want to have after death, please don't choose resurrection.	946	apples_r_4_weak
I told myself that stealing meat from work was fine because of inflation and the fact I'd not gotten a raise in two years.	946	Monechetti
My friend asked me to make a casket for her husband.	946	4x4Welder
My hands trembled as I unfolded the letter, revealing a ransom note demanding $100,000 to get my husband back alive.	945	Zodiac72826
I recently saw a post saying "The uncanny valley suggests there was a reason in our evolutionary past to fear something that looked almost, but not quite, human."	945	NetDork
The gods have created an internet portal where anyone can be condemned to hell by popular vote	945	Born_Literature_7670
The tree groaned and creaked under the strain of the seventeen lumberjacks hung by their necks on its branches.	945	Monechetti