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When they said mark of the beast, they always thought it is some kind of a barcode or a symbol that distinguish him from the others.

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If you're given an option on what you want to have after death, please don't choose resurrection.

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"One, small step for man", he said as he made a historic moment.

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My favorite part of the day, after a hard day of work, is to lie down with the girl of my dreams, smell her hair and kiss her cheeks, while generously caressing her.

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I got locked out on my computer

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Before his execution, the murderer exclaimed "It's not me! It's the voice inside my head!"

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We just found through witchdoctor that the trolls took our baby and exchange it with their own.

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I am having a constant hallucination of a man who constantly laugh and screams hysterically, so the doctor gave me a pill to make it go away.

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It's been a week since me, my girl friend and my dog got lost in the wood

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And on the seventh day, God ended His work and slept.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When they said mark of the beast, they always thought it is some kind of a barcode or a symbol that distinguish him from the others.	11423
If you're given an option on what you want to have after death, please don't choose resurrection.	946
"One, small step for man", he said as he made a historic moment.	144
My favorite part of the day, after a hard day of work, is to lie down with the girl of my dreams, smell her hair and kiss her cheeks, while generously caressing her.	127
I got locked out on my computer	124
Before his execution, the murderer exclaimed "It's not me! It's the voice inside my head!"	106
We just found through witchdoctor that the trolls took our baby and exchange it with their own.	59
I am having a constant hallucination of a man who constantly laugh and screams hysterically, so the doctor gave me a pill to make it go away.	50
It's been a week since me, my girl friend and my dog got lost in the wood	40
And on the seventh day, God ended His work and slept.	39