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I managed to talk to one of the astronauts on Apollo, and they confirmed that the moon landing was faked.

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[MAY22] As Miranda sipped on my homemade herbal tea, she said, "I don't want to overstep my boundaries, but if you switched to the same soil I'm using, your flowers would be as pretty as mine," adding her infamous snarky giggle at the end.

911 upvotes • TryHardKenichi

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I’ve always been able to percieve animals’ thoughts and feelings, which is why I’ll never take Scout and Xena to dog park again.

911 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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The man laughed evilly, and told me that if the hourglass I bought ran out, I'd die.

911 upvotes • maxklein

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Watching the group in the courtyard smash every mirror they could find, the young officer scoffed, “You can’t possibly believe this crazy story about Ca-“

911 upvotes • aytchdave

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"Not now, I'm talking on the phone," the teacher said, dismissing the shy kid for the fourth time.

911 upvotes • SuvenPan

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You meticulous examine the colorful mushroom before deciding it wasn’t poisonous and safe to eat.

911 upvotes • MapleFondue

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My wife and I exchanged worried glances as our son knocked on our door, complaining about a nightmare.

910 upvotes • ThingusRaccamagookus

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One day I realized I was having a lucid dream, it was super cool being able to do whatever I want.

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"When my wife told me she'd killed a man in a hit-and-run years ago, I knew our marriage would never be the same.

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I managed to talk to one of the astronauts on Apollo, and they confirmed that the moon landing was faked.	911	XxX_ANUBIS_XxX
[MAY22] As Miranda sipped on my homemade herbal tea, she said, "I don't want to overstep my boundaries, but if you switched to the same soil I'm using, your flowers would be as pretty as mine," adding her infamous snarky giggle at the end.	911	TryHardKenichi
I’ve always been able to percieve animals’ thoughts and feelings, which is why I’ll never take Scout and Xena to dog park again.	911	tasteofhemlock
The man laughed evilly, and told me that if the hourglass I bought ran out, I'd die.	911	maxklein
Watching the group in the courtyard smash every mirror they could find, the young officer scoffed, “You can’t possibly believe this crazy story about Ca-“	911	aytchdave
"Not now, I'm talking on the phone," the teacher said, dismissing the shy kid for the fourth time.	911	SuvenPan
You meticulous examine the colorful mushroom before deciding it wasn’t poisonous and safe to eat.	911	MapleFondue
My wife and I exchanged worried glances as our son knocked on our door, complaining about a nightmare.	910	ThingusRaccamagookus
One day I realized I was having a lucid dream, it was super cool being able to do whatever I want.	910	Kasamyst
"When my wife told me she'd killed a man in a hit-and-run years ago, I knew our marriage would never be the same.	910	birdslut69