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AITA for kicking my son out?

888 upvotes • schnozlord

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Recently my husband started leaving cute post-its on the mirror in the morning like “Hey sexy ;)”

888 upvotes • dwain4444

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You know that sound a water balloon makes when it pops?

888 upvotes • Fried_out_Kombi

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I kept digging upwards, praying I'd reach the surface.

888 upvotes • Tsaiborg22

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While home alone cooking dinner, my alarm went off in the bedroom reminding me to take my pill.

888 upvotes • Katie_con_k

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He always hugs me and comforts me and tells me he loves me

887 upvotes • Spydqr

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I was outraged when I found out my quiet 6 year old nephew had pulverized a kid from school, giving him stitches, bruises and a broken nose.

887 upvotes • [deleted]

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My son would always play dead in the pool as some sort of foul “joke”.

887 upvotes • junyjeffers

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I was relieved to finally blow out the deep booger that had been plaguing me, using my urine stream to guide it toward the shower drain.

887 upvotes • powerofthePP

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"I've got some candy in my van, why don't you come take a look?" the man said to the little girl swinging by herself at the playground.

886 upvotes • mjloveslove

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
AITA for kicking my son out?	888	schnozlord
Recently my husband started leaving cute post-its on the mirror in the morning like “Hey sexy ;)”	888	dwain4444
You know that sound a water balloon makes when it pops?	888	Fried_out_Kombi
I kept digging upwards, praying I'd reach the surface.	888	Tsaiborg22
While home alone cooking dinner, my alarm went off in the bedroom reminding me to take my pill.	888	Katie_con_k
He always hugs me and comforts me and tells me he loves me	887	Spydqr
I was outraged when I found out my quiet 6 year old nephew had pulverized a kid from school, giving him stitches, bruises and a broken nose.	887	[deleted]
My son would always play dead in the pool as some sort of foul “joke”.	887	junyjeffers
I was relieved to finally blow out the deep booger that had been plaguing me, using my urine stream to guide it toward the shower drain.	887	powerofthePP
"I've got some candy in my van, why don't you come take a look?" the man said to the little girl swinging by herself at the playground.	886	mjloveslove