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Working in homicide forensics, I was pretty accustomed to luminol lighting up horrific hidden bloodstains.

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You know that sound a water balloon makes when it pops?

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There's something I love about going after married men.

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There's something so satisfying about watching wet concrete slowly set.

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As I sat in the electric chair, I thought back to all my crimes.

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Most people use their vegetable peelers on vegetables you find in the garden.

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When we detected bodies using ground-penetrating radar near the old residential school, we knew were about to unearth a tragedy.

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My biggest fear for a long time was that I would die alone.

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As a kid growing up watching H2O: Just Add Water, I naïvely kept swimming during full moons, hoping to become a mermaid.

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I really wish I had read all the fine print before signing away my sperm to the sperm bank.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Working in homicide forensics, I was pretty accustomed to luminol lighting up horrific hidden bloodstains.	1384
You know that sound a water balloon makes when it pops?	888
There's something I love about going after married men.	154
There's something so satisfying about watching wet concrete slowly set.	151
As I sat in the electric chair, I thought back to all my crimes.	132
Most people use their vegetable peelers on vegetables you find in the garden.	110
When we detected bodies using ground-penetrating radar near the old residential school, we knew were about to unearth a tragedy.	106
My biggest fear for a long time was that I would die alone.	90
As a kid growing up watching H2O: Just Add Water, I naïvely kept swimming during full moons, hoping to become a mermaid.	66
I really wish I had read all the fine print before signing away my sperm to the sperm bank.	25