/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mary ran, her legs burning, but she wouldn’t stop until she was certain he couldn’t catch her.

861 upvotes • djp_ink

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I’d spent years working with every exterminator in my city to fix my spider infestation, but nothing worked.

861 upvotes • pigeon_egg

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"Landing this plane is not going to be an issue as long as we can find a runway. "

861 upvotes • sandlizzard

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I was running away from a pale hairless creature who ran on only two legs.

860 upvotes • rubz0829

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"As you can see, the previous owner spared no expense."

860 upvotes • AccioIcarus

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“You have to choose! It’s either me or the pills!”, I demanded

860 upvotes • aaka98

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December 31, 2020 11:59 PM

860 upvotes • DeSensedTTV

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"Close your eyes and make a wish" I said to my 5 year old embracing her.

860 upvotes • zzuhruf

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"So, the next step is to surgically remove the tapeworm, right Doc?" I nervously asked.

860 upvotes • justadair

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“I swear Tom, one more drink and we’ll call it a night.” He chuckled as he grabbed his glass.

860 upvotes • Kennis0505

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mary ran, her legs burning, but she wouldn’t stop until she was certain he couldn’t catch her.	861	djp_ink
I’d spent years working with every exterminator in my city to fix my spider infestation, but nothing worked.	861	pigeon_egg
"Landing this plane is not going to be an issue as long as we can find a runway. "	861	sandlizzard
I was running away from a pale hairless creature who ran on only two legs.	860	rubz0829
"As you can see, the previous owner spared no expense."	860	AccioIcarus
“You have to choose! It’s either me or the pills!”, I demanded	860	aaka98
December 31, 2020 11:59 PM	860	DeSensedTTV
"Close your eyes and make a wish" I said to my 5 year old embracing her.	860	zzuhruf
"So, the next step is to surgically remove the tapeworm, right Doc?" I nervously asked.	860	justadair
“I swear Tom, one more drink and we’ll call it a night.” He chuckled as he grabbed his glass.	860	Kennis0505