/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I asked the Genie in the magic lamp to get rid of all greenhouse gases so climate change is fixed.

864 upvotes • Energia360

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What has 16 legs, glowing green eyes and vicious fangs?

863 upvotes • faptoryreset

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"It's been empty for a while but it's spacious, the location is great, and it's in remarkable condition for the price."

863 upvotes • verticalmonkey

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We found you full of blood and bruises crawling in a forest!

863 upvotes • Just_chrisuu

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“Is this why you love being inside me, daddy?” she asks with a satisfied look in her eyes.

863 upvotes • FinishWrong

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They really shouldn't call it "the afterlife".

863 upvotes • writely_so

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I awoke from my nap thinking only minutes had passed.

863 upvotes • alicemw

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I heard this guy running around, yelling, "Who won? Who Won".

861 upvotes • Leftstrat

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I've never doubted that my husband would sacrifice himself for me, and I'm sure that's what he intended by covering my body with his during the crash.

861 upvotes • All_Tree_All_Shade

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It’s always weird walking in on a man going down on a heavily pregnant lady.

861 upvotes • kektato

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked the Genie in the magic lamp to get rid of all greenhouse gases so climate change is fixed.	864	Energia360
What has 16 legs, glowing green eyes and vicious fangs?	863	faptoryreset
"It's been empty for a while but it's spacious, the location is great, and it's in remarkable condition for the price."	863	verticalmonkey
We found you full of blood and bruises crawling in a forest!	863	Just_chrisuu
“Is this why you love being inside me, daddy?” she asks with a satisfied look in her eyes.	863	FinishWrong
They really shouldn't call it "the afterlife".	863	writely_so
I awoke from my nap thinking only minutes had passed.	863	alicemw
I heard this guy running around, yelling, "Who won? Who Won".	861	Leftstrat
I've never doubted that my husband would sacrifice himself for me, and I'm sure that's what he intended by covering my body with his during the crash.	861	All_Tree_All_Shade
It’s always weird walking in on a man going down on a heavily pregnant lady.	861	kektato