/u/kektato's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[MAY22] You can tell where a corpse is buried by looking out for certain flowers that like to grow over dead bodies.

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[SEP23] “In all of my seven years of teaching, you lot are the worst, most terribly-behaved class I’ve ever had,” she hissed.

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It’s always weird walking in on a man going down on a heavily pregnant lady.

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After watching him for hours across the cafe, I finally asked how his glasses hadn’t fogged up once as he breathed through his mask.

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The old puppet collector would sit on her porch all day, watching us play from across the road.

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We processed the tape, un-distorting its 278 hours (and counting) of background noise.

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Countless bodies rained from the sky, faces of everlasting bliss rapidly contorting into screaming masks of agony as they sank into the ground.

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Joe has a funny habit of sneaking up and appearing behind people.

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The first recorded team to scale Mt Everest found a human hand on its peak.

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[MAY22] I’d never thought of hanahaki disease as anything more than a ridiculous fanfiction trope.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MAY22] You can tell where a corpse is buried by looking out for certain flowers that like to grow over dead bodies.	6443
[SEP23] “In all of my seven years of teaching, you lot are the worst, most terribly-behaved class I’ve ever had,” she hissed.	2951
It’s always weird walking in on a man going down on a heavily pregnant lady.	861
After watching him for hours across the cafe, I finally asked how his glasses hadn’t fogged up once as he breathed through his mask.	544
The old puppet collector would sit on her porch all day, watching us play from across the road.	504
We processed the tape, un-distorting its 278 hours (and counting) of background noise.	322
Countless bodies rained from the sky, faces of everlasting bliss rapidly contorting into screaming masks of agony as they sank into the ground.	104
Joe has a funny habit of sneaking up and appearing behind people.	85
The first recorded team to scale Mt Everest found a human hand on its peak.	63
[MAY22] I’d never thought of hanahaki disease as anything more than a ridiculous fanfiction trope.	60