TwoSentenceHorror

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I heard this guy running around, yelling, "Who won? Who Won".	861
I knew my wife was cheating on me, but I agreed to go on a weekend trip to the Everglades with her for fun and games anyway.	314
John figured that all of the people running down the street in a panicked state would mask any noise from the six year old girl when he snaked his arm around her mouth and yanked her into the alley.	240
People may look down on me because like my ancestors, I run a pig farm with 500 grade A healthy -+pigs.	230
As I stood at the place that ground zero was supposed to be, I figured that it would be better to die in a flash than suffer from any of the strange yet unknown effects of radiation from nuclear weapons long term effects on the human body.	37
I built the best and most well stocked bomb shelter money could buy, despite my wife's sneering skepticism and horribly caustic remarks about my sanity, my life choices, and throwing our imoney away.	22
For years, I begged and pleaded with my wife and teenage children to try to learn some much needed survival skills, in the event of a global apocalypse, only to be met with laughter and derision.	20
I used to love old scary space moview, especially the old one that said something like, in space no one could hear you scream.	17
I often spent my time before work watching the sun come up over the ocean waves, because it was so motivating to me personally.	16
Working for a prestigious Funeral home in a big city, keeps me busy preparing everyone for viewing, from famous sports stars, major and minor celebrities, and those who have visited their plastic surgeon one too many times..	10

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