/u/Energia360's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I asked the Genie in the magic lamp to get rid of all greenhouse gases so climate change is fixed.

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Humans rejoiced as scientists at Keck Observatory announced that they received signals from outer space which seem to have come from an intelligent alien species.

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The Rapture has finally happened; Jesus has returned to our realm to judge us for our sins.

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As a believer of ghosts, I was scared and excited at the same time when my daughter ran into my room, screaming that there was a ghost in her bedroom.

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My ex dumped me during the darkest moments of my life, calling me a weakass for confessing my depression to her.

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Kidnapping in our city is nothing to worry about, there are only several instances.

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I was cheering wildly with the crowd as Messi scored a spectacular goal.

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I asked the Genie in the magic lamp to get rid of all greenhouse gases so climate change is fixed.

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“Is that a bird? Is that a plane?”, my son asked as we were strolling around holding ice cream cones in our hands.

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“Would you rather be stabbed or bludgeoned to death?” my friend asked.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked the Genie in the magic lamp to get rid of all greenhouse gases so climate change is fixed.	864
Humans rejoiced as scientists at Keck Observatory announced that they received signals from outer space which seem to have come from an intelligent alien species.	186
The Rapture has finally happened; Jesus has returned to our realm to judge us for our sins.	60
As a believer of ghosts, I was scared and excited at the same time when my daughter ran into my room, screaming that there was a ghost in her bedroom.	33
My ex dumped me during the darkest moments of my life, calling me a weakass for confessing my depression to her.	15
Kidnapping in our city is nothing to worry about, there are only several instances.	6
I was cheering wildly with the crowd as Messi scored a spectacular goal.	5
I asked the Genie in the magic lamp to get rid of all greenhouse gases so climate change is fixed.	4
“Is that a bird? Is that a plane?”, my son asked as we were strolling around holding ice cream cones in our hands.	1
“Would you rather be stabbed or bludgeoned to death?” my friend asked.	1