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“Hey—what the hell—what the hell was that!!” my new friend shrieked after I laughingly smeared “shit” all over his cheek.

769 upvotes • BaronBigly

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"Select images with crossroads."

768 upvotes • [deleted]

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My family was always a bit strange, what with my parents being almost 100 years older than me.

768 upvotes • BroknLung

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The gleeful little girl hopped into the man's white van, for the promise of sweets

768 upvotes • sunshinexboba

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With the discovery of an immortality medication, the issues of world hunger and homelessness has been solved

768 upvotes • HayakuEon

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At the age of 20, you get a list of diseases which you will have each year.

768 upvotes • Dreamm_x

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The preacher claims good deeds are more powerful than evil deeds because God is more powerful than the devil.

767 upvotes • jsran

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I awoke to my daughter’s shrieks and the pitter-patter of little feet racing past my bedroom door.

767 upvotes • theexoticlocal

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"Someone call the cops, please help me, why are you still WATC-

767 upvotes • Coolman-17

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My friend won a scratch-off ticket for 20 dollars, and said, “This is enough money for the rest of my life.

767 upvotes • TalkingMoose05

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Hey—what the hell—what the hell was that!!” my new friend shrieked after I laughingly smeared “shit” all over his cheek.	769	BaronBigly
"Select images with crossroads."	768	[deleted]
My family was always a bit strange, what with my parents being almost 100 years older than me.	768	BroknLung
The gleeful little girl hopped into the man's white van, for the promise of sweets	768	sunshinexboba
With the discovery of an immortality medication, the issues of world hunger and homelessness has been solved	768	HayakuEon
At the age of 20, you get a list of diseases which you will have each year.	768	Dreamm_x
The preacher claims good deeds are more powerful than evil deeds because God is more powerful than the devil.	767	jsran
I awoke to my daughter’s shrieks and the pitter-patter of little feet racing past my bedroom door.	767	theexoticlocal
"Someone call the cops, please help me, why are you still WATC-	767	Coolman-17
My friend won a scratch-off ticket for 20 dollars, and said, “This is enough money for the rest of my life.	767	TalkingMoose05