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My wife hears voices in her head.

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I cast a ‘reanimate flesh’ spell to bring my poor wife back from the dead.

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My Sunday school teacher told me not every grown up makes it to heaven, but Jesus lets all babies in, no questions asked.

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A traffic cam snapped my picture when I ran a red light last week and the city sent me the photo along with a nasty ticket.

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One morning my father wandered out into the mist and never quite returned to us.

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The medical examiner examined the body and muttered, “I count six gunshot wounds to the head, all self-inflicted.”

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The preacher claims good deeds are more powerful than evil deeds because God is more powerful than the devil.

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I try to explain to everyone that I’m not suicidal as I cut my wrist.

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“I don’t think it’s your blood,” I sobbed in relief after I frantically examined my five-year-old daughter’s bloody mouth.

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The genie warned me, “You may wish for anything, but the man who murdered your daughter will get twice whatever you wish for.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife hears voices in her head.	2029
I cast a ‘reanimate flesh’ spell to bring my poor wife back from the dead.	1755
My Sunday school teacher told me not every grown up makes it to heaven, but Jesus lets all babies in, no questions asked.	1325
A traffic cam snapped my picture when I ran a red light last week and the city sent me the photo along with a nasty ticket.	1091
One morning my father wandered out into the mist and never quite returned to us.	834
The medical examiner examined the body and muttered, “I count six gunshot wounds to the head, all self-inflicted.”	792
The preacher claims good deeds are more powerful than evil deeds because God is more powerful than the devil.	767
I try to explain to everyone that I’m not suicidal as I cut my wrist.	709
“I don’t think it’s your blood,” I sobbed in relief after I frantically examined my five-year-old daughter’s bloody mouth.	538
The genie warned me, “You may wish for anything, but the man who murdered your daughter will get twice whatever you wish for.”	529