/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I always wanted to capture Santa, so this year I spiked the holiday cookies I left out with rat poison.

649 upvotes • theallmightybird

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I had always felt like the odd one out in my family, like I must have been adopted, so I bought a paternity testing kit.

648 upvotes • chairmanz

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As I'm sitting here with no electricity, having only newspapers to read, I learn the story of a kidnapper being captured and arrested.

648 upvotes • unfragileredditor

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My little brother ran into my room at 3AM and told me there was a monster in his closet.

648 upvotes • [deleted]

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After my dad died, my mother revealed to me that my uncle was my real father.

648 upvotes • Monechetti

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“Babe, I’m in a lot of trouble. If I don’t text you by tomorrow at 5:30 AM, lock your doors and call the police.”

648 upvotes • Scarlet__Highlander

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When I agreed to play strip poker with my boyfriend, I thought we’d stop when one of us was naked. NSFW

648 upvotes • Duo1412

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I was terrified when my helmet cracked during the first human exploration of Mars.

648 upvotes • lightmare69

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My girlfriend and I booked a nice secluded cabin as a anniversary getaway and while I was finishing getting settled in she came up behind me, stuck her hands over my eyes, and whispered into my ear.

647 upvotes • creamcheese742

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I never thought I'd see a shooting star.

647 upvotes • possuminatrenchcoat

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always wanted to capture Santa, so this year I spiked the holiday cookies I left out with rat poison.	649	theallmightybird
I had always felt like the odd one out in my family, like I must have been adopted, so I bought a paternity testing kit.	648	chairmanz
As I'm sitting here with no electricity, having only newspapers to read, I learn the story of a kidnapper being captured and arrested.	648	unfragileredditor
My little brother ran into my room at 3AM and told me there was a monster in his closet.	648	[deleted]
After my dad died, my mother revealed to me that my uncle was my real father.	648	Monechetti
“Babe, I’m in a lot of trouble. If I don’t text you by tomorrow at 5:30 AM, lock your doors and call the police.”	648	Scarlet__Highlander
When I agreed to play strip poker with my boyfriend, I thought we’d stop when one of us was naked. NSFW	648	Duo1412
I was terrified when my helmet cracked during the first human exploration of Mars.	648	lightmare69
My girlfriend and I booked a nice secluded cabin as a anniversary getaway and while I was finishing getting settled in she came up behind me, stuck her hands over my eyes, and whispered into my ear.	647	creamcheese742
I never thought I'd see a shooting star.	647	possuminatrenchcoat