/u/lightmare69's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was terrified when my helmet cracked during the first human exploration of Mars.

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Last night, My friend drew the number 69 on my head while i was asleep.

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A time traveler with a mangled and dislocated body crawled out of the time machine.

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Nobody knows why or how.

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My head was so itchy i scratched it for hours.

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As the experiment to give human intelligence to a canine was complete, my dog stared at me, eyes red with anger.

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It was confirmed yesterday that all extraterrestrial life forms were dead.

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Im at a theme park with one of those indestructible under water glass tubes tubes you can walk through.

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After i killed the man that murdered my daughter, I grabbed a meat sandwich from his fridge.

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One of my friends told me the lines on the palms of my hands showed how my future was going to unfold.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was terrified when my helmet cracked during the first human exploration of Mars.	648
Last night, My friend drew the number 69 on my head while i was asleep.	342
A time traveler with a mangled and dislocated body crawled out of the time machine.	174
Nobody knows why or how.	133
My head was so itchy i scratched it for hours.	58
As the experiment to give human intelligence to a canine was complete, my dog stared at me, eyes red with anger.	57
It was confirmed yesterday that all extraterrestrial life forms were dead.	45
Im at a theme park with one of those indestructible under water glass tubes tubes you can walk through.	34
After i killed the man that murdered my daughter, I grabbed a meat sandwich from his fridge.	33
One of my friends told me the lines on the palms of my hands showed how my future was going to unfold.	31